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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
some simple, klassic klance
lookin’ at the future love interest like
Everytime I see this gif, I stare at it for literally twenty minutes no matter where I am. You cannot tell me these two aren’t madly in love with each other. Look at how soft and cuddly Viktor looks as he jumps into Yuuri’s arms. Yuuri was so happy to hug him back and just have Viktor in his embrace. Honestly, whenever I look at this, it adds fifty+ years to my life.
one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window
like in RE7 for example, in order to get outside you gotta find three dog head statues and solve a stupid puzzle to unlock a door
but there’s like, windows everywhere
and ethan has a gun
just fucking shoot a window and go outside
or throw your gun at the window. guns are heavy, it’ll break the window.
you know whats more dangerous than a window?
hillbilly puzzle murder mutants
OMG I’M IN THE SIMS. NOOOOOOO IMMA DIE OF SOMETHING STUPID!!
….. fuck……. I’m in fucking Battlefield Hardline…. god damn it….
HAH IM IN BERK FROM HOE TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON
I’m in Zelda Breath of The Wild,,,, I’m going to rage quit from my own life h a h,,,,
The last game I played was Harvest Moon: a tale of two towns…. I guess I’m ok, but I gotta hike up a dang mountain everyday and boars hate my guts, so…
Darkest Dungeon. I’d say you’d find me in the brothel but, let’s be honest here - it’s more likely the sanitarium.
Tyranny. That’s not good at all
I just had a nightmare that I was two hours late for school and my dad was yelling at me about it. I woke up in a panic and remembered “Oh wait, it’s Saturday.” And laid back down, feeling the panic dissolve.
Then…ten seconds later.
“I’m 31.”
The lasting psychological effects of school are very prominent
Wifi: connected
Me:
After team photos, Lance introduced Keith to the concept of selfies - with a slight ulterior motive…(say cheeeese)
FFXV favorite small detail: Prompto catching blind Ignis in chapter 10+
*bangs fist on table* soFT KISSES unDER THE STARS
new ask game: what kind of character would i be in a dating simulator game?
they’re so cute
dead
I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.
“thoughts on voltron season 3?”
That’s what Keito said.
I’m legit crying
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
"Basically the price of a night on the town!"
"I'd love to help kickstart continued development! And 0 EUR/month really does make fiscal sense too... maybe I'll even get a shirt?" (there will be limited edition shirts for two and other goodies for each supporter as soon as we sold the 200)